Tag: humor
member name: tomi r.
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December 11, 2006 01:15 PM EST --
Teacher Arrested at JFK Airport
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> NEW YORK-- A public school teacher was arrested
>today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he
>attempted to board a flight . . .
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December 18, 2006 07:06 PM EST --
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They . . .
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December 19, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
Subject: Re: Fw: Fwd: RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT SEX
>Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2001 11:49:05 EDT
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>In a message dated 10/1/01 6:40:40 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
> > What do I know about sex? I'm . . .
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July 18, 2007 08:40 PM EDT --
Phobias
I was commenting to a friend (Gerald) recently and he mentioned he has a phobia called Agoraphobia.
I responded that as I age I have developed Barophobia, fear of gravity. Take a second girls, . . .
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July 02, 2007 02:28 AM EDT --
The Butt Spider Dance
Its not like I wasn't warned. It kills me to say it but I should have heeded my OS' advice. OS, you were right and this is the only time I will ever admit that.
Let me start . . .
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July 29, 2007 12:36 PM EDT --
MooShu~ Dissed By Ron B
MooShu, in a happier time:(
It all started so innocently. I posted a picture of my dog MooShu smiling. Who . . .
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January 05, 2007 12:05 AM EST --
If you remember the Original
Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may
bring a tear to your eyes. These great
questions and answers are from the days
when "Hollywood . . .
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February 07, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
One day as I was out shopping with my 3yr old son, I found myself in a 20mph zone. Driving slow has always irritated me, so I was mumbling to myself. Suddenly my 3 year old said "Mommy, . . .
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March 27, 2007 02:03 AM EDT --
Life and Times With Mom, A Painful Part 2.
My mother tells me she forgets that I even live next door. She never even looks this direction. She has her programs to watch. She has a life; she doesn't . . .
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May 05, 2007 04:01 PM EDT --
Lawn Care in S. Missouri
Unkempt Lawn
Due to some disparaging remarks by a member who shall remain nameless regarding . . .
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December 07, 2006 06:55 PM EST --
> > > > Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
eighties. She was
> > > > admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the
> > > > pastor . . .
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December 12, 2006 11:49 AM EST --
Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that 1 out of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese
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December 18, 2006 06:44 PM EST --
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One
night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and
pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or
out of the . . .
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March 14, 2007 01:30 AM EDT --
Oh No! I Caught You Again
"Oh no, I caught you again," is all I could think of to say to the terrified little girl I was holding against . . .
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February 12, 2007 03:38 PM EST --
It was a day we were all looking foward to. A day at the Zoo!!!
My sister, her two children, myself and two of my grandchildren. My sister is much younger than me so her children are about . . .
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March 05, 2007 02:39 PM EST --
The Women Drivers of My Family
When I was a child I remember being aware there was a vast difference between my mother's driving and my father's. My father would shift the gears in smooth and . . .
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December 06, 2006 06:06 PM EST --
Subject: FW: THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the
headboard smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile on its face. . . .
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December 12, 2006 11:45 AM EST --
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the winter."Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? . . .
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December 12, 2006 01:00 PM EST --
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit . . .
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